Money Grows on Trees in Canada, Here Is Proof
It is not common knowledge, of course, that money grows on trees in Canada. Only certain citizens are permitted to know the secret locations and no one else is allowed access under any circumstances.
Now it is Victoria Day weekend here in Canada. Holy holidays delight. Time to pluck a few bills and go to the party.
So no one out there should believe it is easy money. No sir and no ma’am, it is not. It takes effort to pick those bills off the trees, a delicate touch just before they become too ripe and ruined. So no one outside of Canada best get the idea of moving in. We cannot produce enough to save the world. Sorry petunias and rosemary too.
Secondly, you cannot get too greedy and you must wait until they mature to harvest them at the right time. Too early and you get the small stuff, 5’s and 10’s. The really juicy 50’s and 100’s are what you really really really, want. Sometimes they have to change the locations if someone comes on them by chance.
Well I guess that is about as easy as it gets.
Enjoy your day and night wherever you may be.
PS. And you thought I was kidding about the bees wax eh! He is moving in right now to apply some of that trusty wax. I thought it best to post this on the easy ways blog rather than creative waves as it seems more in tune with this blog. I wonder why? Well really it could have gone either way.
cheers,
genes easy ways
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Victoria Day was when I went there. Big celebration! Do they still do the big parade?
Never saw any of those money trees when I was there.
Rod
Hi Rod. Thanks for dropping by. Yes there is a parade on Monday. I will likely take it in this year, or part of it.
Money trees, yes, we like to keep them a secret!
cheers,
Gene
I have one of those in my backyard, (but with US dollars on it) but the damn gopher wont let me get near it. It’s alright though, it’s nearly worthless now.
Bees..we have them too. They’re huge this year. I think they disappeared and then mutated into giant monster bees.
Have a good day Gene!
lydia
Hi Lydia. Thanks for dropping by. Wow, you got one too. That is amazing. Our dollar is worth less then your dollar buck too so I guess it really is worth less than worthless.
Oh no killer bees after you now. We don’t let them across the border, our geese are protecting the border as you know.
Cheers,
Gene