Conspiracy, Happy Easter

April 12th, 2009

I am not much on conspiracy theories, doom and gloom and all that jazz.  It just seems a bit pointless and useless.

Still I had occasion to present an idea to Lydia, of the Serenity Talk and Serenity’s House of Opportunity fame,  a short while ago and then to js of the world famous 9 Planets et al.  Holy Cowa-Bungee jumping moldy.  What a shock.

Lydia, my love expressed her thoughts saying how plain it was and then js piped in afterwards with these kind words,  “Dang Gene, that’s a terrible b!” Conspiracy theories aside, what a coincidence.  Others, prime new age folkeroos,  would say there are no coincidences.  The two of them bashing and gnashing and clashing away.  Oh woe is moi.

Both have also been very quiet and not commentary on these posts, so that further gets my suspicions honed and toned.  For sure you may say, they do not read my bloggies.  But indeed that sometimes gets highly and hotly denied.  Ah The Queens of Denial.   Is that a book or another story in the making?

Alas, so now what can I do.  It may be plain, unblinking, no-neonic, non-flashy, non-flashing,  and simple.  (Quiet!)  But leave smoking dogs lie, will ya.

Ok, what the doozehoofer is this all about?  Well I will tell you, it is about my latest creation.  The wild, in a plain kind of way, banner I did for Genes Easy Ways To Blog.  And here it is folks.   I needed a 125 x 125 banner to change from the Winning Notes one js kindly is showing on his blog.  Now as I recall he did not like that one either.   But still he, as he is known to do, kindly displayed it for all the world to see, on the bottom but still it is there.

Once again, drum roll please, here is the new, only for prime time folks,  banner.

Note: Just For Me. Insert Banner Here.  Everyone else please ignore the note.

What to do?

So I need your support folks,  if this banner is so bad.  Say so.  Do not just be part of the problem, becometh part of the solution.   Please design a better one, aka banner, for me.  I have a need for two of them.  One is the 125 x 125 banner and another is for the traditional 468 x 60  banners used on most sites.  Also what should I offer as a prize.   A buck or two.   Recommend something please.   Also submit the banners to me as soon as possible.  I reserve the rights to use all any any banners submitted for my own private use, even if they are awful.

This is the full quote from js.

“Dang Gene, that’s a terrible banner!  Go to http://picnik.com and create a new one!  It’s free to use.

“xx”

I removed the name to protect the innocent, but it was js.  Now I know there are other places to create a banner, here are a couple of them.

http://www.thepcmanwebsite.com/free_banner_creator.shtml

http://highpowergraphics.com/bannerbuilder/

Here is my 468 x 60 banner:

Cheers and love,

genes easy ways.

PS  Let’s have some fun.

PSS.  Are we having fun yet?

PSSS Hi Honey, I’m Home! Hi js!

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4 Responses to “Conspiracy, Happy Easter”

  • Gene? What in the world are you going on about? It must be that Canadian air, or water, or whatever it is that seems to be in Canada.

    Okay so…

    Happy Easter!

    and

    There is NO conspiracy against you. Honest.

    love
    lydia

  • Hi Lydia. Thanks for dropping by and enlightening me about this. The air is quite good here as we are located on an island, Vancouver Island, although this is Victoria, not Vancouver and very little smog.

    The Olympic mountains buffer us from the US smog. ;) The wind blows any away quite quickly except when the cruise ships come along and the town balloons from all the tourists.

    Being by the water, the water is salty, so I don’t drink that. I prefer the tap water and we have lots of fresh water.

    Cheers,

    Gene

  • Wow Gene.

    Were you on something when you posted all that? Or just drunk?

    All I can say is wow.

    But am still open to creating a banner for you, or someone else doing it for you and hosting it on my site as you are my friend.

    Ok Gene?

    Ok.

    js

  • Hey js. Where have you been? Out eating the Easter Bunny?

    A sense of humor or a no cents of humour? hehe.

    Got to love that banner. It is a winner. Yes indeed.

    No smoke no dope no booze.

    Cheers,

    Gene

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